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DO YOU EVER WONDER?

• If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?


• If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?


• Is it o.k to use the AM radio after noon?


• What do chickens think we taste like?


• What do people in China call thier good plates?


• What Hair colour do they put on the licence of a bald man?


• When Dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?


• Why did Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


• Why do they sterilise the needle, for lethal injections?


• Why is it called Tourist Season if we can't shoot them?


• Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?


• Why are there floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?


• Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?


• Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?


• How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?


• You Know the indestructible black box that is used on aeroplanes?, why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?


• If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, what do they squeeze to get baby oil?


• If a cow laughs does milk come out her nose?


• If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?


• Why do they put braille dots on the keypadof a drive-up ATM?


• What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an aeroplane?


• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?